Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
after humans are gone nature will take the earth back
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
*leans against wall*
WATCH FUTURAMA THEY SAID. IT’S A FUNNY SHOW THEY SAID.
people who refuse to watch anything animated because they think its for people under the age of 10 are living a sad unfulfilled life and i can only pray that one day they will be able to see the light
Yes, it does make sense. I never said that being an ally makes you queer or that the couple in the photo were both queer. I just said that they technically count as an LGBTQ+ couple if they were allies.
WOW, check out this cognitive dissonance. Apparently, you can be a queer person and straight at the same time!! Wow!!! Allies are the center of the universe, allies deserve just as much attention as actual queer people!!!
You do not get to count straight allies as “LGBTQ+ couples,” that is not how this works. There is no “technically” here, allies DON’T COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE THEY DO NOT COUNT TOWARD QUEER REPRESENTATION. THIS IS A QUEER PERSON OFFICIALLY TELLING YOU THAT IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY AND THAT CALLING ALLIES PART OF THE QUEER SPECTRUM IS REALLY SHITTY AND HIJACKS THE DISCUSSION FROM ACTUAL QUEER PEOPLE.
Is this person even listening to what the hell they’re saying? Jesus H Christ on a bedazzled pogo stick Batman. Just going to say it again, partially because rage and partially to back Jules up here: Allies are NOT part of the LGBTQA (or + if you prefer that) acronym. They don’t count as queer, they don’t count as couples under the umbrella, they don’t get a cookie or an adjective. If you’re an ally, or part of a couple that is half or wholly ally, congrats on that whole being a decent human being thing. Now shush and stop trying to gank the damn movement.
Just gonna leave this here
NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALLY IS NOT PART OF THE ACRONYM THAT IS BULLSHIT THAT IS NOT A PROPER SOURCE GO TO FUCKING HELL WITH YOUR ALLYISM YOU DISGUST ME
BEST TWEET EVER.
I want this tattooed on my fucking body
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
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