TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
Partners. Or something like that.
A woman hitting a neo-nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor.
FUCK HIM UP
Bless her heart and soul
next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying
steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife
It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing
"the future is so scary"
Eh, I don’t like when people be like “black girls watch out cause white girls getting booty these days” cause to a black girl’s ears it kinda sounds like “watch out because your only value is your fetishized body and once that’s gone you’ll truly be worthless”
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
if u ever get dysphoria from having to use gendered bathrooms just pretend ur a spy like “hehehe they all think I’m one of them”
I’m a little of an older soul in the PJO fandom, and I am literally appalled at the amount of hate and bashing going back and forth.
It makes me sick to see a fandom that was once so large now so small due to immaturity. I never see it on my dash.
People are going to…